and people still don't quite understand... anybody who actually sees this journal, if you are constantly confused when it comes to homophones and crap, please please please use this to help you. it's so annoying to see people always messing these things up. I'm sorry, but I'm such a grammar nazi. seriously. so yeah, I'm re-posting this.

so here they are:

its: This is my computer, I'm not its slave... I think >>"
Its natural state is pretty deadly in the first place.

it's: Typing? It's not that hard once you get used to it.
If you really think about it, it's pretty awkward even just writing your feelings, let alone saying them aloud.

to: Go to the market.
Give it to him.

two: this one is more obvious. There are two of them.
Only two shall survive. ><

too: Much too many errors in this paper.
So you died, too? Haha, loser.(this is probably my fav XP)

there: Just go over there please.
No, there are actually three of them. One is invisible. O.O

their: Their house is too far away.
Is that place on fire? I hope their insurance is good.

they're: They're looking pretty dumb today.
If you haven't noticed, they're what you call "drag queens".

your: Can I pleeeeeaaase use your bathroom? I reeaaally need to go!
Your door closed on my hand... I'm trying not to scream... for your sake...

you're: You're a very hard person to talk to.
Don't hurt me but I have to ask... you're a girl, right? o.o"

hour: Hours pass and there's still nothing to do... LAME.
It's been an hour, where the heck is she?!

our: It's our turn, dude. Back it up.
Our parents aren't very understanding...

dear: Dear dumbass, you're a dumbass.
Excuse me dear, but could I possibly sit there?

deer: Mommy Mommy Mommy!! Can I go pet the deer???
Deer scare me... Shut up it's not funny! They're scary!!

bare: Please, just bare with me on this.
The sign says "bare left" so bare left! No, your other left!

bear: Oh my gosh... it's a bear!!
Kind of no other way to say bear XP Lions and tigers and bears, oh my.

seamen: Wow, look at all those seamen on that ship out there...
Your language is worse than that of seamen.

semen: Eew there's stuff all over your pants. Did you have some happy time on that last bathroom break or something?

ail: I sense something is wrong. What ails you, child?
well yeah... ail...

ale: I like me some ale. Better than mead, no doubt.
Get me ale, wench!!

last few were for that dork Gretchen, since she told me to put those up lol. and yeah, that's all I have. got any more for me to bug you about?